He does a perfect dive when he walks into the pool

He shaved Mike's beard with just a comb

His hands have cured blindness and breast cancer

He completed through the fire and the flames on guitar hero with a real guitar

When He drives into Midlothian Turnpike, it gets lost in him

When he goes to the Tomato Convience store he wins a prize every time

He once found Pappas all by himself

Solid Snake isnt able to sneak up on him

When people refer to life being a party they mean his life

When the Gang entertainment homepage banner shows a Picture of him the website gets a million hits

Terry is the Most Interesting man in the world

"I dont usually drink but when i do i drink JAYle"

all true

Lol, we'll prolly steal that and film a Jayle commercial.

-Mike

This should be your next video.
That was the script.

do it totally i would love to see this

but you have to have a bunch of women with terry at the end of the commercial

And we shouldn't forget the most important thing of all that concerns Terry...

HE'LL NEVER DIE!!!